A little about me.

Where do I start? First off, I am 21 years old, I live in North Carolina (the Carolina that actually matters, so take that SC), I go to college full time and I want to be a middle school teacher. Yes, I am doing it for the shit ton of money they would give me. People always cringe when I tell them I want to be a MS teacher, and I always tell them that it was a time where I was able to find myself and really get to know Nathan as a person. 

If you catch me hanging out somewhere, I will probably be doing one of a lot of things. I love singing. I mean LOVE singing. People think I am decent at it and they will ask to hear me, and if I feel like it, I may drop a few bars. I also love reading a good book. A good book is not Twilight. Stephanie Meyer should be beaten with a stick for those literary abortions. A good book to me is Anna Karenina, Oliver Twist, anything by Hemingway, and occasionally, sports books like biographies of athletes. Those guys/girls had interesting lives only made more elaborate by the author writing about them.


Random Fact Time!!

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Band: Queen (holy shit that rhymes.)

Favorite Food: Strawberries 

Favorite Sport: Baseball (with all my heart.)

Favorite Thing I own: My iPhone

Favorite Season: Spring


Things I have learned throughout my life.

Dolphins are aggressive swimmers. Babies are not dishwasher safe. If you ever meet a little person, it is standard procedure to say “hey, little guy!” and start to play with their hair. It is inappropriate to walk up to a girl and tell her “that you want to draw her like one of your french girls.” Popped collar = small penis. Math is the lesbian sister of Biology.